I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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