I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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