I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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