I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Let's paint friendship bongs
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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