yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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