why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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