plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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