I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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