rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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