It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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