so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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