Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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