You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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