And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
