Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I miss vodka workout Fridays
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Randomize
