You made me cry and you don't even care
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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