She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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