Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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