So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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