Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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