He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
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