who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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