Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
