you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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