.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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