how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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