To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god