thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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