I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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