You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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