You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
my liver is dry heaving
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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