Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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