walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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