Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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