3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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