You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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