I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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