you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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