One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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