he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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