Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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