So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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