We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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