He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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