Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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