I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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