All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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