How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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