I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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