oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I see more hoeing in ur future
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