I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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