am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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