Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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