you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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