i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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