So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I just pynch a tree in the face
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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