Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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