What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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