She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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